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Dear Riding Cloud(s),

(Sorry, as your English teacher, I still don't know your English name)

When you told me on the blog that you called me on in vain, I didn't get it. Not until I saw the note on my desk today, did I know you DID drop in. Oh, I know you must feel disappointed without seeing me; trust me (and don't cry), you are not alone. :-)

I have to say, i love the surprise you gave me. Your note was such creative. I always have a thought that you can hardly live happily in Taiwan. Just like a deep-sea fish can hardly survive in the bowl. That's the reason why I persuade you to stick to your dream: traveling around the world. Who knows? Probably you will meet a Mafia in Italy and get marry and have a bunch of kids and live happily for ever...

Right... I would like to clarify the misunderstanding you mentioned in the note:

First, 109 Hot Girl??? I suppose that's the term existed 20 years ago. How old are you, lady? By the way, I am more interested in drag queen... unfortunately, I am a 100% woman.

Second, you said you met an idol recently which confused me. I assumed you've already knew who your idol was when you saw me at the first sight? Who else owns the qualities of beauty, elegance, kindness, wise, wit, humor... ? No one except for me!

p.s. the photo is for you. Can anybody tell me 不按牌理出牌 in English？Think out of the box?